Warnings: Sim guts, Woohooing for Science, Disgruntled NPCs, gifs, Sadie Winchester.
Allow me to introduce Minka Yomoshoto, doctor and scientist. Minka cannot enter the medical profession until either three sims become sick or she delivers three babies (she’s already delivered two!). In order to open her medical clinic, Minka must learn Physiology and become an intern.
Traits: Animal Lover – Genius – Frugal – Loner – Unflirty
What’s wrong Frankie Cloak, newsie?
Frankie: There are no boys and/or girls on this island my age to smush with. Am I destined to forever be alone? I want romance… *tear*
Why do I have such whiny NPCs? GO DELIVER NEWSPAPERS NEWSIE GIRL!
Frankie: *runs away crying*
Seriously, I might have to do a NPC-polooza episode so these townies can have some air time.
*Ahem* back to the main character…
Minka: I’ve been thinking about that.
Minka: And I think I should get pregnant and deliver my own baby. Then I won’t have to wait around for my friends to deliver. Brilliant plan right?
Minka: It’s for the benefit of the community.
But you don’t even want a baby!
Minka: I’m doing it for science. You wouldn’t understand.
Calista Beeching: You give me 1000 simloleons I will tell you the sex of your baby!
Vivian: *quickly passes by* That’s ok I want to be surprised.
Calista: Oh… you will be…
Run away as fast as you can Vivian before she puts roots you!
Hiya Matisse Troubadour! Come on in for lunch meat sandwiches.
Matisse: I’m not going anywhere near that crazy old lady. I think she just cursed Vivian’s baby!
Maybe Minka can navigate you through without being hexed.
What is this? Everyone changes clothes when they walk into the house?
Look at them Minka. Right there in front of you is the reason you do not need to have a baby of your own. Vivian and Dawn are due on Sunday. You’ll start your medical career in no time!
…while the pregnants hang out in the kitchen.
Dawn: You’re still really pale. You should get out in the sun more.
Being an animal lover, Minka puts out a bowl of food for any of the stray animals that might come by. She hasn’t seen them herself but knows that there are a couple of wolves on the island. Minka hopes they aren’t starving.
Minka: The Joy of Woohoo says the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And extra mustard can be used as an aphrodisiac.
I don’t think that’s correct at all.
Minka: Shhhh! I’m the scientist, remember.
Hi Becca Goodacre!
Becca: Oh, Hi guys, I didn’t see you there. I was just jogging by. Oh, I see you’re too busy making out to notice me. I’ll just leave quietly.
I totally hear Fluttershy’s voice in my head when Becca speaks.
Minka! I thought you were only doing this for science? You weren’t supposed to fall in love with him!
Minka: Maybe he won’t notice I’m in love with him if I play with my logic ball.
You know, I don’t think you really needed to do all that Minka. He’s a romance sim. I’m sure if you just go relax on the bed he will get the message.
Later on Minka ponders why her science experiment didn’t work.
Minka: Maybe our body temperatures were too low. I wonder if I can figure out a way to raise our body temperature before we woohoo?
So are you ready to give up this crazy idea of delivering your own baby?
Minka: I think I know what the problem is.
Minka: I fell in love with him but he didn’t fall in love with me. You can’t make a baby without love!
Actually you totally can.
And look who happens to be walking by outside, Sadie Winchester, resident law enforcer and official crazy stalker chick.
Sadie: Hey Kendrick, how’s it going? So you’re just stopping by Minka Yomoshoto’s house huh? I heard you guys were going at it all night long! I’m sure Fitz and I can beat you though. He’s the greatest Woohooer in Oceanside. We can do it all day and all night. We’re just awesome like that.
Sadie: Good. They are definitely an item now. I have to make sure she stays away from my Fitz. If she touches him there will be hell to pay!
Thank goodness Minka. I don’t think you want to be on the bad side of Sadie Winchester!
Minka: Kendrick, are you putting soda in my woohoo before we woohoo?
Kendrick: Oh yeah. My sister says that’s the best way to prevent pregnancies. I am so not ready to be a father!
Minka: For Watcher’s sake that does not work! Please stop doing that!
Kendrick: It seems to be working so far…
He is right, you know…
After a, uh, lovely dinner of mac and cheese, Minka decides that they should try for baby again… this time without the use of soda. Minka, maybe you should discuss this whole having a baby for science thing with Kendrick. He doesn’t seem to really want a baby right now.
This time Minka is very up front with Fitz. She lets him know that she wants to have a baby – for science – and that she needs his help.
Minka: …and Sadie doesn’t even have to know! It will be our little secret.
Um, a secret love child. Do you really think you can keep this from Sadie and Kendrick?
Minka: Yes, it worked!
Yeah but it’s too late now. You won’t have your baby until the Summer after Vivian, Dawn and even Becca I think. You could have just waited!
Minka: You know what Negative Nancy, I’m just going to move to Ledesia. At least they will appreciate my thirst for science!
Whatever chick *sigh*
Sadie: Just on patrol, making sure nothing strange is going on… Like my boyfriend knocking up some other girl I don’t even like… Nope nothing like that could possibly be happening!
SHE KNOWS!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
Diego Bossanova: Hello I’m here for the position of Baby Daddy. I am a great dancer and have superior genetics. And I won’t stop until I get the job done… if you know what I mean.
Ewwww. Go away. The position has been filled.
And what happened to Selena?
Notes: I have no idea why Minka couldn’t conceive with Kendrick or why she could with Fitz on the first try. I double checked all of my ACR/Unmarried try for baby settings and everything was ok. Oh well! I guess soda in the woohoo as a contraceptive really does work. Minka might write a book about it.