Before Kaylynn Langerak ever sashayed her way into the homes and hearts of married men, the number one house cleaning, husband-stealing home wrecker was Beatrix Hoobastank. Beatrix worked for the big three families: the Goths, the Landgraabs and the Crumplebottoms. It seems she took a little something from each one of them when she left…

Beatrix Hoobastank
Beatrix came to Santo Bellagio with her three other sisters immediately after her adult transition. Having no skills yet loving to clean, Beatrix joined Brigit’s Maids to Order. Even though she hated the sexist French maid outfits she loved the houses she worked in. She also liked the attention the men of the households gave her. Soon she began to have one torrid affair after another, as well as one kid after another from her married lovers. She had hoped her relationship with Ezra Crumplebottom would become more than a fling but after he found out about her other lovers Ezra was lost to her forever. Now she’s a proud mother of her “love children” and an even prouder grandma. She doesn’t give a damn what the neighbors might say or even her sisters for that matter. She followed her heart. No matter how wrong it may have been.

Matisse Hoobastank
Matisse thought she could get away from the stigma of having a baby out-of-wedlock with one of the prominent family heads. She didn’t want to have to struggle like her mom did alone without the father in his children’s lives. But when she met Smith Tricou she fell head over heels in love with the aging rock star. After Zion was born, and the subsequent births of his other half brothers and sisters, she realized what a fool she was and dumped his ass. Now she’s mother and father to her beautiful little boy and is very thankful for her mother’s help.

Zion Hoobastank
Little Zion is unaware of all the hard times to come from his single mother nor the fact that his daddy is a rock legend that won’t pay child support. All he knows is that he is truly loved by his family.

Noah Hoobastank
Noah could care less what people think of him or his mother. He knows that he was raised with all of the love his mother could give. He knows his biological father is the richest man in Santo Bellagio but money is not his focus. Noah dreams of dancing on the big stage in the Santo Bellagio Ballet Company and meeting the man of his dreams.

Jonas Hoobastank
Jonas is very studious and is the only member of this branch of the Hoobastank clan to graduate from university. He’s currently a Natural Scientist at Goth Labs. He’s lucky that his father has started the lines of communication with him and he sees how desperately in love Ezra still is with his mother. Will Jonas be the one that brings the two lovers back together in their golden years?

Notes: Beatrix is a sim I made back in Sims 1 as a “live-in” housekeeper to the Goth Srs. She and Gunther had a torrid affair and was slapped a lot by Cornelia. When I first re-created her in Sims 2, she started getting it on with everybody in town, it seemed. She just seems to like married men, and she’s not even a Romance sim! EaXis must have programmed housekeepers to be loose or something. With her third incarnation, I grew up her kids and added the Tricou mistress as her child because they looked a lot alike. Beatrix is related to a lot of families since she’s one of four girls who all have families of their own and all of her three babies by different fathers. FYI Beatrix‘s older sisters are (with name changes by me) Loretta Muerta (mother of Olive Spector and Willow Nigmos, grandmother of Ophelia Nigmos), Gertrude Matlapino (grandmother of Darleen Matlapino, Darren Dreamer’s wife), and MaryAnne Wentworth (mother of Hannah Bell and Sharon Wentworth).

Credits: I believe Beatrix is found in the sim bin and is mildly edited by me. Jonas and Noah are pacifier babies of Beatrix and their respective fathers. Matisse is Smith Tricou’s (Jon Smith Tricou) teen descendant gender swapped and made an adult. Smith has a baby mama for all six of the teens whom are toddlers in my game (idea shamelessly stolen from Skellington). Zion is actually a pacifier baby of Smith and Matisse instead of the teen aged down because I wanted real Smith genes.

See also:
BELL
CHO
CRUMPLEBOTTOM
DELUCA
GOTH
LANDGRAAB
MATLAPINO
MOONBEAM-THAYER
MUERTA
NIGMOS
PETERSON
SALT
SPECTOR
TRICOU
WENTWORTH