“Babies, Babies, BABIES!”
Warnings: excessive heart-farting, men in heels, a remodel, an adoption, and BAYBIES!
Previously on The Oceanside Project Biltmore and Winchester…
Saturday, Day Six
In the wee hours of Saturday morning Fitz Biltmore, Oceanside’s builder, starts the day taking care of the little fishies.
And his lovely wife Sadie Biltmore, Oceanside’s Bad-ass Fire Fighter, takes care of the baby Yeti, Heath.
Fitz really wants to be a great Dad so he finds every book he has on how to be a better parent and starts reading.
Sadie, currently expecting the couple’s second child, is having another rough pregnancy.
After a quick breakfast…
Sadie spends some much needed time in the hot tub to relax.
Parenting is SRS BIZNSS yo!
Fitz is super busy today. He needs to build a day care for the town’s new Nanny Angie Killeen.
No matter what Sadie does she can’t keep her food down. With this pregnancy she is having usual cramping and pain. Sadie’s worried she might lose the baby but she’s too stubborn to ask for help from the town doctor, and her rival, Minka Yomoshoto.
You know what won’t settle your stomach? ESPRESSO!
Sadie: I feel so jittery!
The summer heat, hot tub heat, and espresso heat hit Sadie all at once and she almost passes out… again.
Fitz finally finished building Sadie’s Fire Station and she’s ready to claim it!
You know what else won’t settle your stomach? SURFING!
Baby Heath is awake and stinky. Luckily Sadie can hear his cries all the way outside in the ocean.
Sadie: Who’s a good wittle Wetty Yeti? Heath’s a good wittle Wetty Yeti!
Heath: *Laughs hysterically*
As soon as she puts Heath down for his nap…
Sadie has now defiled every toilet in the house.
Diego Bossanova, dancing Journalist and Sadie’s bestie, stops by to hang out for a bit.
Diego: Whoa Sadie! Your breath is so bad I don’t know if I should give you gum or toilet paper!
Diego challenges Sadie to a shoot out but I’m not sure if he wants to play soccer or break into a dance montage.
Sadie ignores Diego in favor of a nice, hot bubble bath…
and a nap.
Woot! Fitz is promoted to Foreman!
You should be proud Fitz!
Fitz has an espresso…
and resumes reading about Parenting.
Yes! Baby-whisperer Fitz Biltmore, everyone.
Sadie’s baby sense is tingling as well. Time to feed Heath.
Yeah, she’s already on maternity leave, but thanks.
Heath and Fitz are all tucked in.
While Sadie learns Fire Safety.
Sadie: “Fires can happen in a few different situations: An outdoor object is struck by lightning in heavy rains.” Boy, do I know that!
Boy, do we all know that!
Sunday, Day Seven
A wolf sighting! I decided that the island needed some strays in case someone wanted to adopt a pet. Meet Wolfenstein! (I know, I’m a genius when it comes to names, thank you.)
Sadie, having her fill of Fire Science for the night, grabs another bite to eat and heads to bed.
Fitz needs to be more logical on the job if he wants to get ahead. Surveying the island will give him better insight on where new buildings should be built.
Before he can go from surveying the land to surveying what his neighbors are doing, Heath wakes up and demands Daddy’s attention.
After giving Heath love…
It’s back to the telescope.
Angie the Nanny walks by and Fitz invites her in. It’s time for her to meet her soon-to-be student at the soon-to-be Day Care.
Since Heath is asleep, Angie heads down to the beach to play soccer.
She then heads back inside when Fruit Parfait is served for breakfast.
Sadie is a very hands-on parent and doesn’t want to leave her child with a Nanny but she understands that she will have to, eventually, since both she and Fitz work.
That doesn’t stop her from drilling Angie with all kinds of scenarios.
Sadie: What will you do if an emergency happens? Like what if wild dogs come into the Day Care and drag Heath out by his collar and make him leader of their Wild Dog Gang? Huh? HUH?
I really don’t think that’s very likely Sadie… even in this game.
Fitz returns to spying on the neighbors.
He then tries to learn the more mechanical aspects of his occupation.
BAM! It’s like he doesn’t even have to try.
Since Fitz is home today and Nanny Angie is nearby, Sadie heads off to the Fire Station.
The Oceanside Fire Station is separated into two buildings: the Fire Chief’s office and retail area and the garage and bunker.
The garage holds the fire truck and the fire fighters’ equipment.
The bunker over the garage has a place for the fire fighters to hang out while on duty.
The retail area of the office has much-needed fire alarms for sale as well as fire related paraphernalia *cough*forthearsonistsinthecommunity*cough*
The fire station’s first customer, as always, is the snappy dressed, flowy haired Garden Club founder, Rocky Kotsomiti. Do you really need a fire alarm in that cave you live in on the other side of the island?
Selena Firestone, educator, also makes an appearance. Sadie tries her best to ignore her.
The next customer is mail lady Brodie Mason who seems to be really interested in the toy fire trucks for her daughter Aria.
Selena nabs some fireworks.
Rocky re-affirms the hotness of Brodie Mason.
While her customers are struggling for help Sadie sits in her office reading about Fire Safety. She doesn’t need to sell, these things sell themselves, right?
Selena also grabs a toy fire truck for her son Nico!
Sadie is so lost on the cash register. She’s mortified that she looks like an idiot in front of one of her mortal enemies.
And Selena’s not having any of it.
Go Sadie Go!
Sadie figures out that she’s going to need to do more than sit around if she wants a fire alarm in every house so she tries to charm her customers.
Too bad she doesn’t have any charm.
Brodie is one of the few sims in town that actually likes Sadie. Her attempt at sales goes over well.
*spoiler alert, Brodie buys nothing*
Rocky wants nothing to do with Sadie’s new found sales technique. Gee, I remember Rocky not liking Vivian’s sales technique either, but Owen was OK for him. Maybe he doesn’t like pushy broads.
Malcolm Landgraab, wannabe Mayor, wanders in and is at a complete loss to where he is.
Malcolm: This is a Fire House? I thought this was strip club. I saw a pole! Where are the strippers?!
Sadie: Hiya Malcolm! Is there anything I can help you with?
Malcolm: Nu-uh. Sorry. I don’t want a lap dance from a pregnant stripper. Nice costume though.
Instead of busting Malcolm in the jaw, Sadie restocks the items sold to Selena…
and goes back to Fire Safety.
Sadie: “Fire in the room causes a Sim’s needs to drop quickly, and Sims will panic, stopping all actions to run towards the fire and complain, becoming completely useless.” Stupid sims.
Woot! Good job learning Fire Safety!
*cough* Eventhoughyoushouldhavelearneditbeforeyoubecameafirefighter *cough*
Sadie is ready to call it a night.
Sadie: It’s time to get the hell out!
Back at the house…
Fitz prepares for Sunday Dinner and invites Sadie’s friends Diego and Connor Firestone, and his friends Kendrick Troubadour and Minka. Wait, MINKA AND KENDRICK!? Minka just caught Kendrick cheating on her and smacked the crap out of him! And Diego is in love with Minka! How can this be a good thing?!
And they have the nerve to walk over together. Hmph!
The heart-farting commences.
Kendrick: Minka’s so hot. But she smacked me in the face! *anger*
Minka: Diego’s dreamy!! Look at me Kendrick, I’m totally fawning over DIEGO!
Diego: Maybe I can escape into the ocean.
You know what won’t make this evening any better? BURNT HOT DOGS!
Dinner seems to go smoothly as long as Kendrick and Minka stay away from each other.
Almost time for Heath to grow up!
Yes Fitz, we know you think Angie is hot. Thank goodness she’s not a live-in nanny.
Yes, yes, Minka is the hottest thing on the planet. WE GET IT!!!
Later Fitz and Minka get cozy on the couch watching Dr. Sexy, MD.
and Diego and Kendrick get cozy in the hot tub.
Diego: Man, it’s criminal the way Minka smacked you in front of everysim! I would NOT try and get back together with her, no matter how hot she is!
Don’t listen to Diego, Kendrick. He has an ulterior motive!
Minka heart-farts over her baby-daddy. I have a bad feeling that Minka is looking to hurt Kendrick anyway she can with whomever she can.
Minka fawns all over Diego… again in the presence of Kendrick.
Fitz remembers he’s on baby duty and grabs a bottle for Heath.
Oh no! Diego is the only one being a good boy at this party and he’s the one to get electrified!
Nanny Angie has a careful eye on Fitz as he takes care of Heath.
The evening wouldn’t be complete without A FIRE!
Here’s a scenario you didn’t think of Sadie. What does Angie do when a fire breaks out? She gets the hell out of Dodge and leaves your baby to burn!
FITZ GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Fitz: I hope my flowers aren’t going to burn…
It’s ironic that a fire breaks out while your fire fighter wife is away at the station… Luckily it was still raining so the fire washed out on it’s own.
Luckily baby Heath slept through the whole thing.
Diego decides to call it a night since he’s burnt and stinky.
Minka and Connor, oblivious to the fire outside, have a riveting conversation in the dirty bathroom.
Fitz: I’ll just pretend I’m showering and try to read their lips…
Unfortunately Sadie missed her friends and all of the drama.
But look what she brought home with her! Sadie found this little guy wandering around the street on her walk and she just had to bring him home. Look at those spots! They’re stars! Sadie named the puppy Cinders.
Along with Cinders Sadie brought home an extra fire extinguisher. This extinguisher will also notify the fire house if someone needs to use it. (i.e. it’s a fire alarm.)
It’s just like the photo in the fire station! Sadie puts Heath to bed…
and heads to bed with Fitz.
Monday, Day Eight
Wakey, wakey Mom and Dad. Heath needs attention!
Today is Heath’s last day as a baby! His parents are planning a nice little birthday party for him later this afternoon.
Cinders has discovered the water-wiggler. He wonders why every time he tries to go near it the thing spits at him!
Even though they are both very busy, Sadie and Fitz try to have breakfast together each morning.
Soon it’s time for Fitz the Foreman to head into work. Now that Angie’s day care is finished it’s time for Fitz’s next project. Even though all of the island’s children are small, Malcolm wants Fitz to start construction on the new Primary and Secondary Schools!
Cinders and mailman Lars Shadow become friendly.
Um, let me see you met Fitz, fell in love, had your first woohoo, got engaged and married, had Heath, got a job, your own business, and a dog. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? BLOOD?
Fitz is home from work…
*runs off to build Fitz his Construction Company :D*
Sadie and Heath become besties while nursing.
It’s tax day! Fitz sends off the family’s 10% to Treasurer Vivian Landgraab.
Along with the promotion, Fitz brought home a birthday cheesecake. You know what that means…
PARTY TIME!! Fitz invited the same friends as last time, along with their significant others. Sadie insisted they invite the other two toddlers in town, Eve Goodacre and Gwyneth Landgraab as well as their parents.
Everyone that’s invited shows up except Matisse Troubadour. She walks by but doesn’t come in 🙁
Fitz serves hot dogs for the guests while Sadie wastes no time bringing Heath to the cake.
*I’m not going to miss it this time*
Sadie blows out the candle for Heath!
And Heath magically becomes a Toddler!!
Some people just don’t know how to act at a baby’s birthday party!
Kendrick sits down next to Minka to try to discuss their relationship. It doesn’t look like it’s going very well.
Fitz: Woooo!!! Yeah Heath!!!!
You are so incredibly late Fitz Biltmore.
Gwyneth finds the Clown-in-a-box upstairs and enjoys every minute of it.
And Eve finds the Imaginary Friend doll and attempts to destroy it.
After examining Heath to make sure he grew-up OK Minka has some news for Fitz.
Minka: Heath has terrible eyesight and will have to wear glasses.
Fitz: Wow, I’m so honored Heath shares my bad vision.
Minka: What?! *secretly hopes her kid doesn’t “share his bad vision.”*
Fitz steals away from the party to gussy up Heath. Heath, however, is a little too drowsy to care about his make-over. Heath is a 6-9-6-3-3 Taurus with a high interest in Travel and Entertainment and loves the music and the dance. He’s excitable which he gets from his mom, and a perfectionist which he gets from his dad.
Um, I guess we should have found some Pj’s for Heath to wear…
Stop heart-farting over Connor and take care of your child Mrs. Landgraab!
Needy Cinders loves having all of these sims in his house. He finally gets some attention.
Kendrick: I don’t’ know why Minka has to be so drama all of the time. Brodie is so chill about everything. It’s so hard to choose!
I don’t think the choice is yours Kendrick. Minka has written you off for good.
Cinders makes a friend!
Sadie excuses herself from the party to take a nap. She still has a baby to deliver tonight!
Gwynie gives love to Cinders!
Heck yeah it did!
As Fitz begins to clean up…
Sadie goes into labor!
HAHAHAHAHA…… ha…. ha…. h…..a……
Hey Fitz! Stop making the bed, will you, and take your child. Another one’s coming!
It’s TWO boys!!!
First born is Aiden! Aiden has light skin and red hair like his daddy, and gray eyes like his mommy.
Second born is Gavin! Gavin has blonde hair and gray eyes like his mommy and light skin like his daddy! The condo is entirely too small for three babies! What will the Biltmore’s do?
Tuesday, Day Nine
Fitz worked tirelessly throughout the night redesigning and remodeling the Biltmore’s condo to accommodate the new additions. I’ll give you a house tour once the sun comes up.
Sadie is back to her pre-babies sexy weight.
Heath finally wears some decent pajamas.
Gavin and Aiden now have cribs of their own in their own room.
Sadie and Fitz only get a moment’s rest before Heath is stinky and yelly.
Toddlers do not like baby powder!
After taking care of Heath, Sadie and Fitz take care of the twins.
And take care of each other.
Remember when Fitz told Diego he liked to wear his wife’s heels? Bet you didn’t guess they were thigh-high CFM boots! Apparently he only wears them when it’s CFM time.
We’re going to have to make a trip to Goodacre’s Grocery Store pretty soon.
While Sadie and Fitz talk over breakfast, let’s see the remodeled condo!
The front elevation changed drastically. They shortened the car port, added a huge double decker front porch, sun rooms, and an observation tower for Fitz to spy on his neighbors better.
The kitchen and dining room are at the back of the house and lead to the longer deck in the back.
The living room is in the front. There is a bathroom against the stairs to the right. The french doors lead to the 1st floor sun room.
The master bedroom and bath are upstairs and lead to the 2nd floor sun room.
Also upstairs is Heath’s bedroom…
and the twins’ bedroom.
Both of which share a bathroom.
It’s time for Fitz’s first day as the Head of the Construction Company. Look at the snazzy suit he gets to wear to work now!
Sadie, still on maternity leave, has her hands full with the twins but she’s doing well!
Heath has found his joy of coloring with this nifty activity table he received for his transition day!
Another stray! This is Risa the Raccoon.
*IRL I hate raccoons. We had them living under our shed for a while. They were as big as dobermans!*
With the twins asleep and Heath coloring a masterpiece, Sadie tries to get a little fun and body points surfing.
A skyscraper doesn’t fit in with Oceanside’s aesthetic. Better stick with the local government.
NOOOOOOO! And I just built you a little Construction Company *sadface.gif*
So what do you do when you’ve just been demoted and you’re feeling blue…
Yep, you guessed it.
Poor Heath really needs to use the potty.
Mom and Dad don’t give a damn Heath. Potty train yourself!
That’s what happens when you rather woohoo than take care of your baby!
Oh, btw… *CHIMES!!!!!!!*
Fitz takes care of Heath’s stinkiness and even dresses him.
Then Fitz is off to the grocery store to fill the fridge.
Owen Goodacre, owner of Goodacre’s Grocery Store and enemy of Fitz Biltmore, makes Fitz wait for a while before coming to ring him up. Just because he can.
Back at home…
Heath likes to sleep in the room with his brothers. Maybe I should have had all of them in the same room.
Fitz tries his hand at comfort soup for dinner.
It turned out pretty good!
Cinders loves toddlers. Thank goodness because it looks like there will be plenty around this house!
They’re just so frakkin happy. I can’t stand it!
There we go. There’s the pain and misery!
Thank you for reading!!
Notes: With the children I roll randoms genetic traits from each parent; like if they have freckles or not, wavy hair or straight hair, etc. Heath rolled that he would have the bad eyesight trait that he inherited from Fitz so he has to wear glasses and he got wavy hair from Sadie. I already rolled the twins’ traits as well but you will have to wait and see what they are when they age up to Toddler 🙂
Credits: The Fire Safety quotes are from The Sims Wiki. Fitz’s sexy thigh high boots are by Giantsquid2000 here on MTS. I’m looking for a more Maxis-Match heel and underwear for males so if you see one let me know ^.^