“Master Chef”
Warnings: self sims, cat homicidal tendencies, toddler plastic surgery, debt, teddy bear obsession.
Previously on The Oceanside Project: Lambswool [Sp 01] [Su 01]
Wednesday, Day 10
“Game of Glitches”
Zod: My name is General Zod Ravenclaw. For the past year I have been stranded on an island with only one goal… TO RULE! Now I will fulfill my father’s dying wish… to use a list of names he left me to bring down those who are inferior beings. To do this I must become someone else. I must be something else.
Dawn: Didn’t I say NO MONOLOGUING!
Zod: *hisses*
Fall at the Lambswools begins very much like every other household in Oceanside.
Dad, hopeful chef George Lambswool, reads bedtime stories from his recipe book to his youngest twin Bianca…
While Mom, aspiring fashion designer Dawn, tries co-sleeping with the other twin, Henry.
Henry: heeelp….meeeeee!
Eldest child, Antonio, is hungry for crayons…
And their cat, General Zod, is hungry for blood.
One more bubble and George can open the first restaurant in Oceanside.
In the meantime he’s paying the bills with his current career as a fire fighter.
Dawn finally awakens and places Henry in his appropriate bed…
Zod: You failed in your attempt to smother the loud human. Must I do all of the killing in this house?
I… guess… so????
…then runs to the bathroom in the nick of time.
As Dawn prepares breakfast for herself…
Antonio finds his own meal in the kitty dish.
Zod: Yessss, eat all of the Kitty Kibble. Soon you will be one of us!
Since George calls himself an expert on nectar — and hopes to open his own nectary one day — a bottle of nectar it is!
Oh, gee, thanks…
but he already has a membership there.
I think your kid has pica.
After feeding Bianca…
Antonio finally receives attention from Mommy.
After work George makes his specialty — Goopy Carbonara — for dinner.
The Lambswools cannot wait for these two to become toddlers. George has already prepared two yummy cakes for the occasion.
After dinner the couple hits the hay.
Thursday, Day 11
“Birthdays And Baby Bumps”
*pop #1*
Dawn is starving to death in the tub…
…so George makes her favorite breakfast dish — omelets!
Which Dawn scarfs down ridiculously fast!
Zod: Feed me foul humans! I demand food at once!
You have to wait for Dawn to stop stuffing her face, Kitty.
After feeding the General…
George attempts to learn more recipes before he has to leave for work.
It’s party time!
Dawn invites her and George’s closest friends and all of the neighborhood’s tots to the twins’ transition.
Not including Antonio, there are 11 toddlers currently in the hood! Holy Simoly!
What’s a kid’s birthday party in Oceanside without ass-grabbery?
Faith Goodacre, Cyan Troubadour-Bossanova, and Tabitha Landgraab get the party started.
Aiden Biltmore and Gwyneth Landgraab join in!
Artist Matisse Troubadour and musician brother Kendrick have a chance to catch up on each other’s lives.
Dawn wrangles all of the guests to the cake. Henry is up first!
Dawn immediately nicknames him “Chubbs” because of those cute chubby cheeks!
Aria Mason-Troubadour and Malcolm Moneywell Landgraab don’t care if there’s a dirty diaper in their face — they still dance their heinies off!
Aiden: Faith, don’t eat that. You don’t know where that’s been!
Aiden the germaphobe.
Aiden: OK… well… I’ll just stay here and make sure you don’t die or anything…
Always the gentleman.
Next is Bianca’s turn.
Bianca: I know this heifer is not in the hot tub during my transition!
DAWWWW! Let’s get a look at you, Bianca!
Phew! That’s much better! Bianca is a 10-1-7-7-2 Virgo with high interests in entertainment and travel. Bianca is a gamer girl (Yes!) who shares the computer whiz trait with her father and the loner trait with her mother. Bianca has poor vision (from both parents) and has to wear glasses.
*Note: I don’t usually do surgery just because the kid looks strange but I checked out all of Bianca’s ages in BodyShop and they were super scary. I had to edit those cheeks down.*
I should just give up hope that Cyan and Heath Biltmore will end up together, shouldn’t I? *pouty face*
A starving Dawn is thankful to get some cake inside her…
…before giving Henry his makeover! Chubbs is a 7-7-2-6-3 Taurus with high interests in sports and the paranormal. Like his father he is really interested in cuisine! He has the night-owl trait from his father and the couch potato trait from his mom. He too has to wear glasses because of his poor vision.
Most of the adult guests relax in the hot tub…
…while the toddlers run wild.
New ship: Aiden and Faith! Dawwwww!
Faith’s older sister Eve Goodacre already knows how to wrestle critters — a skill that will be very helpful on the farm.
Zod: Let go of me you drooling animal! My father will hear of this!
Eve: Sweet Kitty!
Zod: *purrs* I suppose I can take you off of the list…
Henry becomes buddies with Nico Firestone!
Eve: Gwynie, huggle!
Gwyneth:
These two will never be friends.
Like the Blue Hat Society?????
George returns home just as all of the guests are leaving.
Antonio was napping upstairs during the entire party. And apparently stinking up the joint.
Luckily George didn’t miss his favorite show, Ragnarok’s Kitchen!
All of the festivities wore Dawn out…
…and baby Bianca.
Henry is never too far away from his twin ^.^
Tonight’s dinner is risotto and peas!
The delicious smelling food wakes Dawn right up.
As George heads to bed…
Dawn tries to get the tots in their crib for the night, but it’s not easy!
Friday, Day 12
“Bills, Bills, Bills”
Antonio has yet to figure out how to escape his barred prison.
Dawn has *pop #2* on her way to free the tyke.
CHUBBS!
George gets up…
…and Dawn goes to bed.
George sneaks in more recipe learning before the carpool comes.
Crikey O’Reilly! The Lambswools are in pretty dire straits. I don’t think George’s §62 a day is going to cut it!
Dawn wasn’t too sure she would be able to take care of all of the kidlets on her own so she called Super Nanny Angie Killen to help her out.
Everyone loves Angie 🙂
Dawn drinks a bit of “Mommy Juice” to help her get through the day.
No one will be able to tell it’s liquor when it’s in a coffee mug.
*rolls eyes*
Once again Angie helps out with the cleaning as well.
Finally done drinking, Dawn begins tiding up the landscaping before she’s fined by the Garden Club.
Zod: *dreams* These sims… don’t know what’s coming… they have… failed this city…
Angie gives Bianca her first potty training lesson.
Miss Angie helps herself to some “Mommy Juice” as well.
*Like that’s any surprise*
Stalker Twin Powers — Activate!
With George back at home it’s time for Angie to leave. They still do not have enough simoleons to pay her. Maybe next season, Ang!
Zod: These sims keep multiplying and growing… like a fungus. Spreading their miserable pores into the folds of this planet!
Tell us what you really think, Kitty.
George: …and that, sons, is how you make a grilled cheese sandwich!
Recipes in lieu of bedtime stories… seems legit.
George can now open his first restaurant (if he can get a bank loan, that is)!
These kids REALLY don’t like going to bed!
Meanwhile at the Hall of Doom…
Risa The Raccoon: Psst! Cat? Hey, remember when you said I could eat your food? I’m hungry.
Zod: My Minion! Good of you to come. Right. Let’s go over my diabolical plan to rid the planet of these humans!
Risa: Um, yeah. Where’s the food, Dude?
Zod: Partake in the libations while I fill you in on the details.
Risa: Whatever…
Risa: Hey, he’s eating all of the food!
Back at the house…
George promptly quits his job at the fire house and begins his new career in the Culinary field.
Bianca discovers the blocks in the craft table and begins building.
Dawn wakes up with a sudden start!
Dawn: Shit, here we go again!
Saturday, Day 13
“Get Thee To A Nectary”
Chubbs figures out how to break out of prison…
…to color with his twin.
While waiting on baby #4 to make it’s presence, Dawn tries to earn that clothing badge…
…by making another frakkin pot holder! >=[
Afterwards, Henry has his first potty training lesson.
As Dawn dumps out the potty chair her contractions start!
Why am I even surprised anymore…
First one through is a girl!
Dawn: Hey, wake up and take this. I got another one coming.
The second one is a boy!
Striking a supermodel-esque pose on the floor is Gianna Lambswool! Gia has her father’s light skintone and brown hair, and her mother’s dark brown eyes.
Also striking the supermodel pose is Oscar Lambswool! Oz shares his medium skintone and dark brown eyes with his mom and has his dad’s brown hair.
SHUT THE HELL UP, DAWN LAMBSWOOL!!!!
With the Lambswool’s brood now at 7 (OMG!!!) their little condo can no longer accommodate them. Since he needed a loan to start his own business anyway, George takes out a bigger loan to build his family a new house.
The Nectary! The Lambswool’s Nectary is located right around the corner from the Goodacre’s Farm and flanked by the new Police Station and the new Founder’s Field Park.
Not only does the four bedroom, two bath house have more than enough room for the Lambswools it also has an area where George could plant his grapes and house all of his fermenting equipment. He now has a fully operational nectary!
*A full tour of the Nectary will be posted soon!*
After the move-in, Dawn picks the babies up off of the hard wood floor…
While George purchases his brand new restaurant!
The toddlers are getting acquainted with their new digs.
As his family settles in, George heads out to the restaurant.
The Crimson Crab is located on the Biltmore Highway directly on the beach next to the Landgraab Ferry and across the street from Oceanside Customs and The Troubadour Cafe.
*Again, I’ll post a full lot tour in a new post*
After adding kitschy sea-themed decorations to the shack, George goes on a hunt for two vital components — a greeter and a server.
Garden Clubbers Bruce Jelleff and Tiara Hough are the only available sims in the queue (don’t mind those other names… those are sims from the 2nd pilgrimage… shhh… you didn’t see anything…) since Mrs. Biltmore already has a job. Because Bruce has more skills George hires him as a server and Tiara as the hostess.
The menu is planned…
and the employees arrive.
Let’s open this mug!!
Matisse and builder Fitz Biltmore are the first customers of The Crimson Crab. They both mull over the menu to find their favorites.
Umm boy, does that look greasy!
Bruce: This glass is so clean I can see my own reflection — and it’s stunning!
Yes, yes, you’re beautiful Bruce. Now please go and wait some tables!
The next patron is dancer Diego Bossanova (and baby daddy to Matisse’s daughter).
Diego: Are Fitz and Matisse here together?
Looks like it!
Matisse is the first shown to her seat.
Tiara: I have a lovely seat for you with an ocean view! 😀
Cheeser McGoo was an excellent choice for a hostess.
Matisse is soon joined by Fitz.
Bruce quickly takes her order and promises the meal will be ready shortly.
Matisse: *eye balls Fitz*
The baby must be craving sweets! Matisse receives a mouth-watering nectarine tartlette.
WOOT!
Bruce then takes Fitz’s order…
and brings him invisible food! Hope that water lasts!
George is happily spitting out the orders. He’s waited so long for his dream of owning a restaurant to become a reality!
Matisse is done with her dessert and is looking for more when Diego finally decides to eat too.
Fitz: I-I still haven’t received my order… hello… anyone…
Bruce: Who is the sexiest mother-fucka in this joint? That’s right, ME, mother-fuckas!!
George: He’s so fired…
Aw yeah!
George takes the money because… well, he needs the money.
WHAT THE WHAT?! We just got rank 1, what happened?
Bruce: The special for the day is stuffed rainbow trout or you could just order another one of those yummy tartlettes?
Fitz: I can’t believe he’s ignoring me and serving Matisse… again!
Oh dear.
But Fitz doesn’t give up and picks something else off of the menu.
George: *whispers* My secret ingredient is nectar… lots of nectar!
Matisse enjoys another nectarine tartlette…
…while Bruce dishes the dirt on the Calvin/Abbot hook up.
Really, just let Diego order his food, Bruce.
Oh My Plumbob! Someone seat the man before he blows his stack!!
Yay! Back to rank 1!
Really Diego? You go to a restaurant and order fruit parfait? You can make that at home!
Now is Bruce’s chance to redeem himself and get Fitz’s order right.
What now??? Isn’t this what you ordered?
Fitz: I specifically said no marshmallows in my gelatin. I’m allergic.
TO MARSHMALLOWS???!!!!
It’s finally time to close for the day.
Back at The Nectary…
More masterpieces are made…
and placed in the boys’ room.
With all of the children doing their activities…
Dawn greets her first visitor, Garden Clubber Heaven Gallo.
Eating blocks together is the best way to make friends ^.^
Antonio notices flying bugs in the front yard and becomes obsessed with capturing them.
And discovers his true passion!
Heaven takes a tour of the house and finds the kids’ toy, Mr. Brown Bear.
Then proceeds to beat the living stuffing out of it!
I was so excited about opening the restaurant that I forgot George was supposed to go to work! Oops!
Zod: I see you, Feather Dangle, found my new lair. No matter, I will defeat you any place, at anytime. I am… The Destroyer!
Seeing as George will be home late, Dawn makes comfort soup for dinner.
Heaven and Dawn gobble up the soup like they haven’t eaten in weeks!
It’s soon time to put the babies down for their naps.
Heaven: Dawn, would you like Mr. Brown Bear to tell them a bedtime story?
Put… the bear… down.
Dawn tries out her new sewing room.
Yay! Chubbs got his first creativity skill point 🙂
George comes home from the restaurant to screaming girls.
Oh dear.
Just 99,000 more to go before your gold badge.
*rolls eyes*
Malcolm stops by to check out the new nectary.
Heaven: *creepily* Bianca, would like Puff The Pink Dragon to tell you a bedtime story?
George shows off the new dance moves learned from Diego’s dance class.
Then he tries out the RC car that he bought from Oceanside Customs.
Soon it’s time for the guests to go home and the Lambswools to retire for the night.
Goodnight!
Next time on The Lambswools…
Zod: When I take over this planet these humans will receive the worst punishment imaginable — rocking chairs on their tails! Not so funny now, is it? IS IT!!!???
There, there Kitty.
Notes: Phew, that was a lot of pictures! Thank you for sticking through it all ^.^
I am so sick of waiting for Dawn to earn any badge in sewing! Why does it take so long!!!???
I should have the lot tours up of The Crimson Crab restaurant and The Nectary very soon.
Thank you for reading! ^.^
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