After a week at Comic-Con, my parents visiting from out of state, my son’s 8th birthday, and upgrading my computer to Windows 7, The Oceanside Project is back: now with more sims in their chonies!
Warnings: woohoo, peeping, fury, Sadie Winchester.
Fitz Biltmore has had a tough time in Oceanside. As the only resident with a “job” Fitz has been busy building all of the homes and businesses on the island. He doesn’t really have time to socialize and when he does, no one really wants to hear anything he has to say. Poor Fitz is the nerdy loner of the neighborhood. Thankfully he has his books to keep him company.
My weak little Fitz valiantly puts out the fire before any real damage is caused, but he’s visibly shaken and upset!
Note: I didn’t count Malcolm’s fire because nothing bad would have happened but I’m counting this one! Again, it’s the porch! Everyone could have died! Fitz was terrified!
Everyone hates Fitz so much that when the pop-up for “Do you want the welcome wagon to come?” and I said “yes” NO ONE showed up! I quickly became bored to tears with Fitz so I cheated and magically Sadie Winchester is teleported* to the house. Sadie and Fitz are the only two people in Oceanside without significant others. Hopefully they can be each others.
*I love that The Sim Blender can change into all kinds of things. Today it is a rose bush.
Fitz: Hi Sadie.
Sadie: Omygosh Fitz, I was sitting at home doing nothing then *bam* I’m here in your front yard. Isn’t that totes weird? Gee it’s raining! I just love the rain, don’t you. Rain is sooo important because it makes the plants grow, ya know. But wow, there is sooo much rain here in Oceanside. I’m washing my hair like every day because it gets so full of rain. It’s sooo crazy. And it’s totes hard to surf in the rain. I keep falling off of my surfboard. How’s a girl supposed to gain any body skill in this place? Huh? Huh?
Fitz starts thinking that maybe he should find someone else to be involved with.
Maybe this is why.
Fitz: Waaaah! I’m not learning anything! Instead I’m talking to vapid blondes that can bench press a truck. I don’t even want a girlfriend. Waaaaah!
Sadie: Aww he’s so cute when he cries like a girl.
Suck it up Fitz. Be sociable!
And then the lovely Calista Beeching, fortune teller/ matchmaker/ apparent wig wearer, shows up as well. Maybe she’s trying to tell Fitz that Sadie is not the girl for him. She is also ignored by Fitz.
Sadie: And when I finally become a police officer, I’m going to put all of the criminals away! You’re going to have to make a big jail to hold all of the people I arrest. I’m going to be the best officer ever! Oooh and can I have a pink office? Pink is my favorite color. My house is pink. But then you know that because you built it and painted it. I love my house it’s like a dollhouse. And I’m like a doll! Omygosh that’s too much. Right? Right?
Quick, find a way to shut her up, Fitz!
Then it’s time to dash off and build more buildings. Dawn Lambswool is especially bitching about her clothing store not being done yet. Everyone wants their businesses ready before summer starts. Fitz has a lot of work ahead of him.
Even though he had a lovely night with Sadie, he was feeling a bit blue the next day after work. He really felt like he needed to hang out with someone. Sadie was pretty and she liked to talk so he really didn’t have to do anything but listen. Fitz decided he would officially ask Sadie Winchester on a date.
Wanting to survey the land, Fitz breaks out his telescope on his upper porch. Instead of trees and wildlife, however, Fitz spies on Owen Goodacre in his barn. Even though he’s highly embarrassed at what he sees, he can’t stop watching Owen. This goes on for hours.
And then this happened. Minka, somehow, knows that Fitz woohooed Sadie, AND SHE’S SAD ABOUT IT!? You had your chance, Miss Minka. I thought you and Fitz were perfect for each other, but NOOOOO. You had to go for Kendrick Troubadour. Now you don’t want him, huh, because he danced all crazy at Malcolm’s party. TOO BAD LADY. (But she looks so sad, I can’t stand it. Minka!!)
Fitz: Oh, you heard I had my first woohoo? Who told you that? Minka Yomoshoto? How did she find out? What? Sadie has a banner outside of her house that says ‘Fitz Biltmore Woohooed Me?’ Um.. really? Ok…
Thank you for reading!
Notes: If you read the Landgraab update, you can probably tell that Fitz’s condo is exactly the same as Malcolm’s. All of the founders’ condos have the same layout. The interior is changed to meet their needs and personality. This is why their condos are FREE! The only exception, of course, is the Goodacre farm.
Fitz never rolled the want to marry Sadie, but Sadie rolled the want during their first date. She really likes Fitz. She’s a strong woman. I can totally see her asking him to marry her and not waiting for him to ask her. We’ll have to wait and see what happens when I get to her house!