NPC-palooza II — Fall 01

- NPC-palooza, Oceanside Sims

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“Orgy-palooza”

Warnings: gifs, woohoo, adult/teen woohoo, cheating, excessive PDAs, and furry men.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: NPC-palooza Special

Wednesday, Day 10

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Welcome back to 1 Oceanside Blvd., owned by architect Fitz Biltmore and previously occupied by mail lady Brodie Mason.

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Allow me to introduce the current resident of 1 Oceanside Blvd. Yasmin Onnen. Yasmin, previously the Nature hobby enthusiast, was voted in by the Welcome Wagon to become a full-time resident of Oceanside. She is a 5-8-6-3-3 Popularity/Romance Aries nature freak that’s really interested in sports. She’s fond of plus-size charismatic ladies that can’t cook. Her traits are eco-friendly, angler, loves the outdoors, good sense of humor, and lucky. Yasmin is also the host of this season’s NPC-palooza!

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Before we get started, Yasmin earns a job in the Natural Science career. Being the nature hobbyist Yasmin already has gold badges in gardening and fishing. She also has a 10 cleaning skill!

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On with the party! All of the NPCs — past and present — are invited over to Yasmin’s new house for a day of fun and free hot dogs.
*Note: the newsies and mailman were teleported after 11am to make sure another NPC wasn’t created and take their job.

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Driver Noelee Andrews makes a bee-line for former Arts & Crafts guy (and Matisse Troubadour‘s current boy toy) Kent Healey.

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Achilles Brook, Science Guy ™ and current roommate with benefits of Minka Yomoshoto has been trying to get his mitts on Yasmin since day one. Achilles creeps Yasmin out. She doesn’t want him anywhere near her!

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Nanny Angie Killeen and cashier Cindy Lou Larsen head straight for the hot tub for some alone time.

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Frankie Cloak — newsie and teenage heart-farting queen arrives. Keep an eye on this girl…

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Edwina Goodard, music and dance hobbyist, refuses to talk to anyone until her man Lars shows up.

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Hey Brodie, why aren’t you mingling with the others?
Brodie: Why am I even here? I’ve been a main character for, like, three seasons now!
Sorry Brodie. It’s past and present NPCs. You will always be invited to NPC-palooza.
Brodie: *grumbles* But I’m on the header and everything…

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*Woohoo #1*

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Tinkerer Abbot Moulden and his teenage love newsie Calvin O’Gill twirl around the front yard.

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Frankie has her first kiss with… Achilles!!? Not only is he taken, missy, but he’s also about to be a dad!

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On BOTH of you!

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Malcolm Landgraab X, town politician, always shows up when there’s a party he’s not invited to!
Malcolm: Maybe if I stand here casually no one will notice I’m not invited…

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Mailman Lars Shadow finally shows up and the first thing he does is caress his lady-love Edwina.
(I can’t wait to move them into the neighborhood. They’re so cute!)

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Now that the hot tub is no longer occupied, Calvin and Abbot soak and cuddle.

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CAN WE GET A BREAK FROM ALL OF THIS PDA PLEASE!!??

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Brodie: How is that NOT illegal?
I KNOW RIGHT?

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*Woohoo #2*

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Yasmin finally wrestles Noelee away from Kent. Yaz has been thinking about Noelee a lot since they met at Angie’s house. She thinks Noelee is pretty hot!

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Lars: H-H-Hi Boss!
Brodie: *narrows eyes* Shouldn’t you be working right now?

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Just. Stop.

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Angie is appalled at all of the adult/teen relationships going on at this party. She agrees that the adults should be held accountable for their actions. This is another law she will have to talk to Malcolm Landgraab about!

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Love is in the air! After talking to Noelee for, like, two minutes, Yaz and Noelee are making out all over the front lawn.

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Foodie Paragon Barrett, after just over-hearing Angie talking about changing the laws between teen and adult sim relations, decides he needs to make his move on Frankie now before he can be sent to jail.

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Wait…what!? With lightning speed Yaz and Noelee make it to the make-out hot tub for cuddles.

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Abbot has a thing for blondes, but Calvin quickly reminds him that he’s the only blonde Abbot should be thinking of.

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Ah, Beckett Graham, the forgotten about, unlikable reviewer. At least he’s having a good time whistling to himself.

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Angie and Cindy Lou are getting closer and closer. I smell a wedding coming up!
Wait… what’s up with Kent’s face?

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BEST. SPORTS FACE. EVER!

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*Woohoo #3*

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Edwina: Beckett is HOT!
Beckett: Wait-what did she say?
SOMEONE ACTUALLY THINKS BECKETT IS HOT!?

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Not hot enough to keep her away from Lars however. Sorry Beckett!

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Edwina: I’m totally going to marry Lars Shadow!
Rocky: The Garden Club will be happy to help plan the wedding! *smile* *smile*
(How is this the first time I’ve mentioned Rocky Kotsomiti this update?!)

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Frankie corners Achilles yet again to the horror of Noelee Andrews! Maybe Paragon can break this up.

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PARAGON!!!
Achilles: *creepily watches Paragon make-out with Frankie*
There’s something wrong with Achilles…

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Next up for the nastiest hot tub in Oceanside: Lars and Edwina!

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After woohooing the party’s host, Noelee tries to pick up where she left off with Kent.

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Oh dear…

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Luckily Yasmin missed all of that because she was outside grilling hot dogs for everyone.
Noelee: I wasn’t doing anything… Just waiting patiently for my hot dog *bats eyes at Yasmin*

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I know Cindy Lou, I’m as disgusted with Frankie as you are.

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Noelee: You made-out with Paragon and turned right around and made-out with Achilles too?!

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*Woohoo #4*

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While Yasmin angrily farts…

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Her girl is making moves on Kent Healey… again!

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Yaz returns to claim what’s hers!

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Nope… No… Uh-uh!

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DANG GIRL! Yasmin walks away for a second…

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Don’t know if it’s good thing, but Yasmin now has a crush on Noelee.

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Meanwhile Beckett, caught up in all of the romance in the air, attempts to make his feelings known to one Brodie Mason.

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Brodie: If you touch me again I will rip off your fingers and feed them to the sharks!
Wow Beckett, you had to try to make moves on Brodie of all people? You must have a death wish!

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And with a big huff, Brodie leaves NPC-palooza.

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*Woohoo #5*

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With that, a tired Yasmin says goodbye to Noelee and her other guests.

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After a quick clean-up…

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Yasmin is off to bed.

Stay tuned for more Yasmin Onnen on the next update!

My goodness! These were the horniest group of sims I’ve ever had. I’ve never had parties where so much making-out and woohoo happened — ever! It never ended! I must say that most of these sims were popularity sims — not a romance sim in sight — and no triple bolters (I don’t know if the teens are actually triple bolters because the game doesn’t show adult/teen attraction). They’ve been locked away in the cave for too long I guess!

Notes: I mentioned this previously but just wanted to say again that there are some NPCs that are ok to add to your hood and some that are not (i.e. they will corrupt your hood). Here is a list of NPCs that are safe and not safe. Noelee Andrews is a clone and not the actual driver that takes sims places. DO NOT ADD TO YOUR HOOD OR HAVE RELATIONS WITH THE ACTUAL DRIVER.

Thank you for reading! ^.^

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