Moneywell/Landgraab — Summer 01

- Oceanside Sims, Update

OC-Landgraab-Summer-Y1“It’s Good To Be The King”

Warnings: gifs, fires, frenemies, creepy dolls, baby-eating flies, alcoholic Nannies, bromance, heartbreak, rich sim problems.

Previously on The Oceanside Project: Landgraab and Moneywell

Saturday, Day Six

LandgraabLandgraab 006Malcolm Landgraab, X wakes up early to make breakfast for himself and his lovely fiancee Vivian Moneywell. Today marks the day that their first child will be born.

Landgraab 012The pregnancy hasn’t been too difficult for Vivian but her tolerance for Malcolm’s more unsightly manners are at an all-time low.

Landgraab 015Since I revised my rules Malcolm no longer has the sports car from before. He has to schlep his way to work in the hoopty like every other Average Joe.

Landgraab 017Vivian, tired of being pregnant for so long, heads in for a nap while Malcolm heads to work.

Landgraab 023Landgraab 025Landgraab 028After Vivian’s nap Dr. Minka Yomoshoto stops by to check on her favorite patient.

Landgraab 037After a completely thorough exam Minka determines that the baby is in excellent health and not cursed at all! Little baby Landgraab is due within the hour.

Landgraab 040Before Vivian can even finish her fruit parfait the contractions start.

Landgraab 064Landgraab 072Gwyneth Landgraab is the spitting image of her father with brown hair, tan skin and dark blue eyes.

Landgraab 075After Gwyneth is cleaned up and dressed in her expensive finery, Vivian gives her new baby girl all of her love.

Landgraab 079Something has Minka deeply worried and upset. I don’t know what it could be? Is something wrong with the baby? Are you worried Viv won’t pay your doctor’s fee?

Landgraab 024Oh, I see. Brodie Mason, your boyfriend’s baby mama, is here.
Brodie: *judges the weeds*

Landgraab 085Minka knows that Brodie and Kendrick have been woohooing all over town. Showing that she’s the bigger sim, Minka congratulates Brodie on the birth of her little girl, Aria.

Landgraab 086Minka: *leaves thinking that went well*
Brodie: *leaves thinking Minka’s a mug*

Landgraab 091Woot! Oceanside’s economy is going strong.

Landgraab 094Landgraab 095Viv’s workout room is magically transformed into a nursery fit for a Landgraab heiress.

Landgraab 099Landgraab 102Since this was Brodie’s THIRD TIME loitering around the house, Vivian went out to invite her in for dinner.

Landgraab 106Vivian: *hopes Brodie and Minka can get along*

Minka: What the fuck is she doing in my bestie’s house?

Landgraab 109Minka wasn’t too thrilled that Vivian invited Brodie in and left abruptly. *sigh*

Landgraab 113Landgraab 111Malcolm is not living up to his Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist title at all.

Landgraab 114Vivian starts preparing Mac & Cheese for dinner when tragedy strikes!

Landgraab 116Vivian has had to put out many a fire, but the smoke and flames from this one were almost too much to bear.

Landgraab 124Luckily, after a valiant fight, Viv saves everyone in the house from dying a fiery death.

Landgraab 122Malcolm: Dinner sure is taking a long time.

Landgraab 129Angie Killeen, former Arts & Crafts hobby enthusiast turned Nanny, stops by to chat with Malcolm and Vivian and meet her new ward Gwyneth.

Landgraab 131And luck would have it Selena Firestone, future teacher, also stops by to meet the newest Landgraab.

Landgraab 137Malcolm: Ugh, did she set this stuff on fire?
You are a tool Malcolm Landgraab.

Landgraab 140Angie and Selena hit it off right away. Angie asks Selena if she would be able to help out at the Day Care sometimes. With so many babies in the neighborhood Angie will definitely need all of the help she can get.

Landgraab 141Malcolm: They’re totally going to make out…
Shut up Malcolm Landgraab!

Landgraab 142Malcolm meets his little girl for the first time. He thinks she’s absolutely the most perfect creature in the world!

Landgraab 144The problem with Angie Killeen #1: Whenever there is booze around Angie will find it. And drink it.

Landgraab 148Malcolm introduces Gwyneth to her throne which quickly turns the lovely Princess Gwyneth into evil King Joffrey. Why leave Gwyn in the throne…?

Landgraab 151Ohhhh. That’s why…

Landgraab 153WTF VIVIAN! What about your dream wedding? We’ve already postponed it once. You’re ideal family size is not even set for more kids!

tumblr_mosir6R89p1s6iro9o1_500Landgraab 157*chimes*

Landgraab 161While her parents have sexy times, Gwyneth becomes accosted by baby-eating flies! Who will save the fair maiden seeing as her parents are under the spell of an after-woohoo deep sleep?

Landgraab 162Lady Angie to the rescue!

Landgraab 163Angie changes Gwyn’s diaper, sticks her in this torture device and then leaves her alone for the rest of the night. Good luck on staying alive by yourself Gwyneth!

Sunday, Day Seven

Landgraab 001The problem with Angie Killeen #2: If you leave booze out Angie will drink it all until it’s gone.

Landgraab 004Vivian awakens early and rescues Gwyneth from the Dangle Monster.

Landgraab 007And lays her down to sleep.

Landgraab 011Morning sickness again. Vivian knows what this means. This is terrible. She was not expecting to have another baby so soon!

Landgraab 014Before heading back to bed Vivian decides that she needs to speed up the Wedding planning. She needs to become Mrs. Malcolm Landgraab, X before she starts to show. She needs to get married TODAY!

Landgraab 016Landgraab 018Gwyn’s a little grumpy cat again.

Landgraab 024Viv is, surprisingly, a good mom. She’s on the ball when it comes to feeding and cuddling little Gwyneth.

Landgraab 027Since Vivian has decreed that they will be married today and Malcolm is supposed to go to work, Malcolm calls in sick.
Malcolm: I… feel… so… faint. I don’t think I can… go on…

Landgraab 032You are a great actor Malcolm.

Landgraab 033Vivian: Mommy’s getting married today! You will be a bastard no longer!
Great conversation to have with a baby Vivian.

Landgraab 038Malcolm messily makes breakfast and invites the wedding party over so they can get ready and leave for the church together.

Landgraab 046The wedding party consists of Malcolm’s bestie Owen Goodacre and Vivian’s bestie Matisse Troubadour. Angie is not invited to the wedding because she has to watch little Gwyneth. Speaking of which…

Landgraab 047No! The flies are after her again! Maybe this is the curse Calista put on the baby, that she will be devoured by flesh-eating flies in her sleep!

Landgraab 052The wedding party change into their finery. Vivian wanted a fairytale wedding and that is what she will get, right down to Malcolm dressed as a prince and herself dressed as a swan princess.

Landgraab 053Vivian thinks how handsome Owen looks when he’s out of his hoe-down attire.

Landgraab 058Malcolm tells Vivian how beautiful she looks in her gown and tiara. He’s feels so blessed to have her in his life.

Landgraab 062The wedding will take place at the newly built Our Gray Lady of Plumbobs Peteran Church owned by Owen’s wife Becca Goodacre.  Even though Vivian is a Jacoban she is fine to be wed in the Peteran church. At least it’s a church!

Landgraab 068Note: The wedding will be up in a separate post.

Landgraab 234As the wedding party leaves Angie proves that she’s the best Nanny in the world by doing chores around the house while Gwyneth sleeps. She composts the newspapers…

Landgraab 236She mops the floors…

Landgraab 241She cleans the stove-top…

Landgraab 245She even takes care of the baby! I guess we will overlook her whole drinking problem then.

Landgraab 242Landgraab 255Landgraab 261The newlyweds soon return after a night of celebrating.

Landgraab 263Angie desperately tries to get rid of the cursed flies by plying the baby with more food. It doesn’t work.

Landgraab 265The new Mrs. Landgraab heads straight to bed. She’s had a long, fun night!

Landgraab 266Landgraab 267Landgraab 268Not only did Matisse have an awesome time at the wedding, Malcolm also gained a body skill point. Score!

Landgraab 269Angie puts the fly-free baby Gwyneth down for the night.

Landgraab 275Even though Matisse is giving mad attitude she looks very elegant in her gown and gloves.

Landgraab 281Owen looks for Malcolm who he knows will appreciate his weird sense of humor.

Landgraab 283Malcolm: You are the funniest sim in the world! lololololololllllll.

Landgraab 289Owen: You know what else is funny? TICKLES!

Landgraab 291Malcolm: I love you, Bro. *tear*
Owen: I love you, Bro. *more tears*

Landgraab 288Matisse: Get a room. Ugh, they’re worse than girls.

Monday, Day Eight

Landgraab 002Vivian begins the day with an early morning *pop*

Landgraab 011and woohoo with the hubby.

Landgraab 019Owen and Matisse are still hanging out in the hot tub. Malcolm joins them after saying good morning to Viv.

Landgraab 020Landgraab 024Landgraab 026Construction on her bank is complete. Vivian buys the Oceanside Bank & Loan, the first bank in Oceanside!

Landgraab 030Landgraab 032Little Gwyneth screams bloody murder and Vivian is there to feed and comfort her again. Good job Viv!

Landgraab 037Landgraab 038Vivian brings Gwyneth downstairs and makes breakfast for herself. Today is Malcolm’s day off so Viv will stop by the bank while he takes care of the baby.

Landgraab 047dawwwwwwww!!!!!

Landgraab 051Malcolm spends some time bonding with Gwynie and then puts her down for her nap.

Landgraab 056And joins his lady love in a morning snuggle.

Landgraab 058Landgraab 074Soon it’s time for Vivian to go to the bank and open up for it’s first day of business. (Don’t mind Matisse in the back there. She’s just climbing a tree. No big.)

Landgraab 076The Oceanside Bank & Loan is right next door to Goodacre’s Grocery Store on Landgraab Avenue right behind the Post Office and the newly built Fire Station.

Landgraab 077The front lobby has seating and two ATM machines.

Landgraab 079Landgraab 080The Vault is where Vivian sells… money! At expensive prices.

Landgraab 081Upstairs is Viv’s private office where she can bring customers to talk about loans and where she prints the simoleons that are in circulation in Oceanside.

Landgraab 083The cash register area has an espresso machine and a mini fridge to keep Vivian from starving while working. Vivian is super proud of her little bank!

Landgraab 089The first customers of the day are Garden Clubber Rocky Kotsomiti, architect Fitz Biltmore, and dancer/journalist Diego Bossanova. I think Rocky is not impressed because the bank isn’t decorated in his favorite color pink.

Landgraab 093Viv tries to win Fitz over with her selling techniques. She knows he’s attracted to her so she uses her feminine wiles to her advantage.

Landgraab 099Rocky however wants nothing of her flirty ways. Besides, Rocky can flip his hair better than you can.

Landgraab 104Fitz finds a tip jar that he can afford and becomes Vivian’s first paying customer!

Landgraab 107Vivian is very good at math but pushing buttons isn’t her strong suit.

Landgraab 115Fitz is very patient however. He’s such a sweetie!

Landgraab 116Woot!

Landgraab 120Viv tries again with Fabio, I mean Rocky, but still no cigar.

Landgraab 124Diego would love to invest in some simoleons but he’s super poor. He congratulates Vivian on opening the bank and hopes she’ll be very successful.

Landgraab 134Soon it’s time to close up shop. Fitz was Vivian’s only paying customer, but that’s OK. It’s not like Vivian doesn’t have money coming out of her ass.

Landgraab 135Back at Landgraab Condo…

Landgraab 137Matisse finally leaves! You have a baby at home missy, or did you forget?

Landgraab 141While Malcolm is out getting the mail in his chonies, Becca Goodacre stops by.

Landgraab 144Malcolm is concerned with the safety of Oceanside’s residents. He especially thinks it should be mandatory to have fire alarms in every household now that there is a fire service. Becca however believes that sims should leave it up to the Watcher if they die in a fire or not and is vehemently against fire alarms. Thank goodness she’s not a politician.

Landgraab 147Malcolm catches the baby-eating flies affliction just in time and changes Gwyneth’s diaper.

Landgraab 151Malcolm then gives Gwyneth her first bath in the kitchen sink…

Landgraab 153and feeds her. See, he can be a good daddy too 🙂

Landgraab 155Landgraab 158Malcolm can’t believe his little one will transition tomorrow and another one is on the way!

Landgraab 163Becca must have felt bad after the argument she had with Malcolm. She decided to trim all of his bushes and pull his weeds. You are a powerful sim Malcolm Landgraab.

Landgraab 166Diego stops by, presumably after visiting the bank. He’s concerned about the upcoming winter in Oceanside. Will it be cold? Will there be snow? Are the White Walkers coming?

Landgraab 172Being the town’s politician means he has to answer stupid frakkin questions like this all of the time. Lucky for Malcolm he is a master of deflection. Some juicy gossip about General Zod, the Lambswool’s cat, takes Diego’s mind off of winter.

Landgraab 175Viv comes home and heads straight to bed, as usual.

LandgraabWhile Malcolm and Diego hit the hot tub.

Tuesday, Day Nine

Landgraab 005Vivian wakes early in the morning to Gwyneth’s good morning cries.

Landgraab 006Malcolm, who hung out in the hot tub all night with Diego, finally gets to bed.

Landgraab 008Killer Flies Swarm Baby. News at 11.

Landgraab 010Apparently Vivian had her second pop.

Landgraab 013Vivian hopes the baby powder will provide enough of a barrier between her daughter and the Killer Flies.

Landgraab 019Landgraab 021Landgraab 022It’s almost time for Malcolm to set off on the campaign trail.

Landgraab 025As Malcolm sets off for another day of Oceanside politics…

Landgraab 028lightning strikes the side of the condo and flames erupt. I thought the rain would wash the flames away, but it STOPPED RAINING!

Landgraab 031No stranger to fire, Vivian runs out to extinguish the flames before the whole condo catches on fire but the fire began to spread.

Landgraab 039Sadie Biltmore, Oceanside’s fire fighter miraculously shows up to aid Vivian.

Landgraab 045After Sadie put out the fire and saved Vivian and Gwyneth, Vivian thanks Sadie for everything she’s done. Vivian and Sadie have never liked each other much but that didn’t matter anymore. Sadie saved their lives and Vivian owed her.

Landgraab 049Viv invites Sadie in for lunch and tries to get to know her better. Vivian politely ignores how stinky Sadie is after putting the fires out.

Landgraab 052And Sadie tries her best to clean up without dirtying up Vivian’s home.

Landgraab 054Landgraab 055After Viv’s shower it goes kaput.

Landgraab 058Never fear, Super Nanny is here! Angie, who came over to help set up Gwyneth’s transition party, tries her hand at fixing the shower.

Landgraab 062But the shower defeats her.

Landgraab 064Angie goes back to doing what she does best, saving the baby from the Killer Flies.

Landgraab 068Angie greets seamstress Dawn Lambswool who brings new gowns for little Gwyneth’s transition day.

Landgraab 069Angie cranks up the tunes…

Landgraab 072and pours the nectar.

Landgraab 074Angie, of course, needs to make sure the vintage is suitable for the guests.

Landgraab 077YES! Vivian is doing a great job investing the town’s funds.

Landgraab 078The problem with Angie Killeen #3: she doesn’t know when to stop. Sure Ang, make more drinks, because what every little girls’ birthday needs is LIQUOR!

Landgraab 081Thank goodness we now have a grocery store we can go to.

Landgraab 085Vivian is awake and is ready to throw Gwyneth the best transition day party ever.

Landgraab 086Landgraab 087Angie grills hot dogs for the first time. *Please don’t set the house on fire again!*

Landgraab 088Landgraab 089The gang’s all here. Even Rocky Kotsomiti showed up!

Landgraab 091No fires! She really is the best Nanny ever. Good job Angie!

Landgraab 094Dawn belches to the amusement of most and the disdain of Vivian and Brodie.

Landgraab 096Brodie: *trying desparately to get to Kendrick* Oh hey, new buddy Minka!
Minka: *dis bitch*

Landgraab 098Becca and Owen ignore all of the other guests and find their way to the hot tub.

Landgraab 099And Diego finds his way to Matisse. I’m still rooting for these two!

Landgraab 102Everyone gather around. It’s transition time!

Landgraab 106Dang it, I never get them to the cake on time!

Landgraab 108Yay!!!!! Welcome to toddlerhood Gwyneth!

Landgraab 120After a wardrobe change and a new hair style Gwyneth is ready for her close-up. Gwyn is a 0-8-9-10-1 Sagittarius who is interested in school and travel. She’s materialistic like her mother and ambitious like her father. She would love to spend time in Nature.

Landgraab 110Unfortunately Malcolm missed his princess’ transition but he’s ready to party!

Landgraab 112I don’t know if Kendrick is trying to rub it in Minka’s face, but he’s all over Brodie at this party.

Landgraab 122Minka hides out on the front porch. The thought of Kendrick and Brodie together is unbearable. If only she didn’t cheat on him with Fitz maybe things would’ve been different. But she really wanted to have a baby, like all of her friends. If Kendrick wasn’t going to give that to her she had to get it from someone else…

Landgraab 121Connor grooves to the music.

Landgraab 123While Becca and Owen get it on in the hot tub.

Landgraab 125Exhausted from all of the celebrating, Viv heads to bed.

Landgraab 128Malcolm grabs his daughter and checks out how much she’s grown! He’s a proud papa!

Landgraab 131Landgraab 132Matisse and Fitz visit with Minka and try to cheer her up. Minka is thankful she has such wonderful friends to help her.

Landgraab 145With the hot tub now free, Brodie and Kendrick try to have some alone time.

Landgraab 141Landgraab 142Landgraab 144Selena really likes the way Connor shakes his thang!

Landgraab 148What? The party was Not Bad just a minute ago. What happened?

Landgraab 146Sadie passed out! All of the fire fighting and her pregnancy must have got to her.

Landgraab 147Owen: Um, I think Sadie’s dead.
Rocky: Ewwwwww.

Landgraab 149This is the second time Sadie did a pregnancy pass out in front of everyone. Poor Sadie! She’s mortified.

Landgraab 151While everyone was watching Sadie collapse, one sim’s cheating sense was tingling.

Landgraab 152Uh-oh.

Landgraab 155I’ve never seen Minka Yomoshoto so pissed off!

Landgraab 160Minka smacks the crap out of Kendrick!

Landgraab 165Minka: This is the last straw Kendrick Troubadour! I am sick of you making a fool out of me! I don’t love you. I’m not your friend. I HATE YOU! You are dead to me!

Landgraab 173You tell him Minka! It’s over. No more Minka and Kendrick. Minka’s heart is broken…

Landgraab 174Brodie wastes no time cheering Kendrick up. She has him all to herself now, but I’m not sure that’s what she wanted.

Landgraab 178SADIE!!!! Not again! Becca and Fitz are super worried!

Landgraab 179Well, at least it wasn’t a disaster *bright side*.

Landgraab 181It’s time to go. Kendrick carries his love home.

Landgraab 186Landgraab 184Gwyneth finds her transition present, a doll house, and enjoys “playing” with the dolls inside.

Landgraab 187Yep, she’s still there.

Landgraab 189Malcolm: Ugh, she ruined the whole party! Why doesn’t she go home already!

Landgraab 190Malcolm tries potty training Gwyneth but he was too late.

Landgraab 197Gwyneth doesn’t seem to approve of Malcolm’s anti-Killer Flies powdering skills.

Landgraab 201Landgraab 204Malcolm puts Gwyn to bed and then himself.

Landgraab 205But Gwyn has other plans…

Landgraab 208Landgraab 210Ooooh, you crafty little girl!

Landgraab 211Landgraab 213Landgraab 218Gwyneth is just in time for the show…

Landgraab 220Landgraab 221Mad_KermitARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Landgraab 245Malcolm: do-dee-do. Look at me not caring that my wife is giving birth to twins…

Landgraab 254After drawing Malcolm away from the doll house and cleaning the babies up I present a girl, Tabitha Landgraab! Tabitha has her mother’s light skin and her father’s brown hair and dark blue eyes.

Landgraab 253And a boy! Malcolm Moneywell Landgraab has his mother’s black hair and his father’s tan skin and dark blue eyes. Since this Malcolm has a new middle name he is not Malcolm the XI. He can create his own dynasty in Oceanside!

I think it’s time for a bigger house…

Landgraab 252And Sadie finally recovers!
Sadie: OhmyWatcher twins! That’s awful! Good luck with that!
Famous last words…

Notes:OK first off THAT DOLLL!!! It’s so creepy! Every time you change your position the eyes follow you. THEY FRAKKIN FOLLOW YOU. Who thought this was a cool thing? Well, actually it is a very cool thing but AHHHHHHHH! 

Angie Killeen was chosen to be the Nanny because she was the only NPC created that had a Family aspiration. When everyone left for the wedding I had to temporarily move her into the Landgraabs’ so Gwyneth wouldn’t be taken away (I forgot I didn’t have the “ask a friend to babysit” mod in). She has her own Day Care that she resides in that we will visit later.

I’ve never seen babies get flies all around them. I was totally grossed out. I guess it’s because Gwyneth has zero neat points? Blech!

Fact: there have been more fires on Vivian’s lot than any other in the hood. I think Calista really cursed them! If I ever open the Law Enforcement career she’s the first one going to prison.

Credits: The toddlers can escape the crib mod is by Simlogical (cribgetoutall). The toddlers can use the stairs mod is by Rebecah. The creepy doll is by Veranka.

Thank you for reading!!!


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